Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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volleyballgirl16 0
your boyfriend=WIN be grateful you have a hilarious boyfriend
amsedel 1
how cute. :D
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Comments (113)
babycankles 0
Would you rather be told you have fat thighs? The first thing my boyfriend ever said to me when I wore skinny jeans, is that I was thick. I'm 5'7", 125lbs & very curvy. All I've got is thighs & boobs. So it's whatever. You make it seem like a big deal. It's not.
N3VVRmiNd 0
Your bf sounds cute. Can I have him?
Belgian 0
SO WHAT -en ******* dan jong. Why the hell admits the choosing board all the FML's with: 'we were getting hot and then my gf/by said: 'yaddeyadda' (something funny)' There's no FML in those stories at ALL.
kubagami 0
LOL!!! nice.
blueforyou 0
wtf is the jello theme song
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right?
princess7_11 0
my boyfriend does the same thing xcept he says they're earth quakes on my leg
birdsfly01 0
**** now I really want some jello!
themilkman13 0
it's spelt "Jell-O"
judomemo 0
maybey he likes your jello thighs
xero69 0
time to put down the sodas and jello fattie