Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
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Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I was having lunch with a friend when I went on a rant about how much I really dislike my boss, ranting about all his annoying habits. After a long tirade, my friend looked at me awkwardly and said, "You do realize he's my uncle, right?" FML
Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I saw one of my friends at the water fountain. I went over and gave him a man ass slap while he was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now have a black eye. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
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Top comments
mattmsk005 8
Whose the loser now.
RoseBlack123 37
Even if he was your uncle, why would you slap him and call him a loser...?
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Comments (70)
Adam5858 17
Well YDI for exsuming.How do you not be 100 percent sure before doing that!!
MidnaLink 35
*assuming
varutha 16
I think this site has proven enough times already that you should see someone's face before you do something like that
wallac7 31
Indeed. I still lol at the idiot who roundhouse kicked his girlfriend.
corn_flake 19
That's honestly your fault.
buster113 15
Good thing you go to a gym your going to need muscles
russfml 31
Ya or he should educate himself on being decent
ItsMissLia 19
You deserve it OP... And even if it was your uncle why would you do that?
BlockOfRedStone 25
Some people express their love to their family members in that way, it's not like OP was actually attempting to physically and verbally bully his/her uncle lol.
mz135 12
I moderated dis
nxdeed 1
Once as a little kid I saw my grandmother in the grocery store. So I ran up and hugged her, before realizing it wasn't my grandmother. At least I had the advantage of being young and cute.
FML_14u2c 14
...And this is why OP is probably sending this FML from the waiting room at his local hospital. :-D (The "loser" probably taught him a lesson.)
ARSHATH 6
hahaha... So funny hahahahahaha
ostfaiz 18
better luck next time OP !