Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Flash meeting
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Hot or not
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
No situational awareness
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
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Bhetti 0
It was a stupid face. You're probably not that alienoid. Your skin's not bluegreen, is it?
mewzik 0
LOL that's great maybe at a quick glance the picture looked more skewed? I mean...at least she didn't look at your face and say the same thing
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Comments (81)
rachel13_fml 0
Mitchell davis totally posted this on his twitter You should feel special. I would.
k1o2a3l4a5 0
haha fyl
Mr_Positive 3
an effect can be the angle with which you position the camera, flash or no flash, the light, and after all the way you made your face can be an effect too...so I wouldn't consider that there's something wrong with your face or whatever.
maritrench 0
at least she noticed you...
lame16 0
LOL ..and lol @ 14 HAHA
laxitup 1
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaa oh my god how hid are youuu? and 14....hahahahhahahhahh so true
Tarball 0
YDI for being at an Apple store
HuDanny 0
#5 BAHAHA LOL! I
ohhhhshizzz 0
hey its not like it was a pick up line: hey baby you look like a total alien, and i like your style lets hook up or some crap like that THEN, that'd ben an FML.
Mz12 0
How is this an FML? What could be worse if she said that, saw your face, and then said "Never Mind" it was just a bad picture that has nothing to do with how you look...