Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
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Top comments
Bhetti 0
It was a stupid face. You're probably not that alienoid. Your skin's not bluegreen, is it?
mewzik 0
LOL that's great maybe at a quick glance the picture looked more skewed? I mean...at least she didn't look at your face and say the same thing
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Comments (81)
Meow34 0
Aliens are gorgeous.
Adamantoise 0
Why were you taking random pictures of yourself at an Apple Store?
tempaccount 0
"Today, I was at the Apple store" You had it coming.
maggie_gxx 0
hey you guys stop calling this person whiny i think its funnny hahaha. i wannna see the picture!
dammn 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL #16 THAT SUCKS (:
thhopelessrmntc 0
Back-handed compliment? Atleast you were not attempting to take a geniunely cute picture... that would be funnier, and more FML-worthy.
mildver 0
hahaha thats hilarious!!!! FYL thats ****** up
lalap_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL That's really funny...!
nubnut5 0
Lol dry
I_am_stupid_also 6
Today, a girl tried to pick me up at the mall. FML