Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML
Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
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Jcsati8 0
someone smells like a bitch!
MaranDoll 0
Get some new deodorant? :P
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Comments (75)
MaranDoll 0
Get some new deodorant? :P
Lahir 0
lol never mind deodorant, take a shower you nasty. ydi
mtrench98 0
that's what I thought too! lol
nerdytacos 3
lol(:
Dr_JuanDiaz 0
I'll probably sound dumb asking this, but what does "YDI" stand for? I've seen it on a bunch of comments
StarWolf111 21
It means You Derserve It
StarWolf111 21
It means You Derserve It
DippinGrizzly907 27
Thought it meant 'You Dumb Idiot'...
slyguy_28 0
wow, your life does really suck...
kk_fml 0
haha maybe spend a little less time with your dog
SOXiiSMYH0Mii3 0
my dog smells like ass and i smell like her too. it sucks doesnt it??
sammyprosnit 8
lmbo that made my day
The_May 0
take a shower smelly
Jcsati8 0
someone smells like a bitch!
kittykat1501 31
what If the dog was a boy?
zargon 1
Sounds like a setup to me... I'd do it if I was that guy....
Tuxedo_Mask 0
your dogs scent will rub off on you if you play with him/her too much
childproofpizza 19
"too much"
Bhetti 0
"I stopped spending time with my beautiful, sweet dog because my blind friend thought I smelled like my dog. I could've just taken a shower. FML"
DizzyDemon0 9
...Dumb FML..not at all a FML situation. I love my dog. If i had a blind friend..and they said I smelled like my dog..then who the hell cares..as long as you don't smell like ass when you meet people. Brush ur teeth, take a shower, put on some deodorant. Ur good to go. take 20 minutes outta ur day to look presentable O.o