Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
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Bhetti 0
It was a stupid face. You're probably not that alienoid. Your skin's not bluegreen, is it?
mewzik 0
LOL that's great maybe at a quick glance the picture looked more skewed? I mean...at least she didn't look at your face and say the same thing
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Comments (81)
jcov2454 0
this is where a perfectly executed dropkick works wonders
JBiz_fml 0
And this is when you ask if she wants an anal probe.
niloc 0
i work at an Apple store. we have creepy guys who go through those pics and email them to themselves or put them on a flash drive. i'll admit it, there are some really attractive girls who take pics of themselves and their friends. I always clear out the Photo Booth pics after ppl take pics.
suroc 0
I work in an Apple Store. You are an idiot, for any other person who thinks this is a good idea, you too are idiots. Don't come in my store. Ever.
tdawgheath 0
How is this a FML...obviously she thought all the other pics were normal, I'm assuming it's one of those *take 8 photos* photobooths.
pyro_metal 0
YDI for being in an Apple Store.
YallNoobs 0
how's that a FML? isn't it a skill to make pretty good faces? I mean it wasn't a "Today I was at the apple store taking pictures of myself smiling when a girl came over and said YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN FML"
jerabear 0
She probably said that to you on purpose, just to be a bitch.
sjfml 0
Well, maybe don't take photos of yourself in the middle of the Apple Store...? That's just weird.
plethora 3
"Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself." It should end there. I hate the people who do that. Wtf. Go home.