Today, I started the conversation where I intended to confess to my crush that I like her. I first asked her if she liked me. She asked me to define my terms. FML
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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Today, my crush and I were talking about hypothetical situations. I told her, "I love you hypothetically." She said, "I love me too." I even got rejected hypothetically. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
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tounces7 28
I mean....that's actually a pretty fair thing of her to do. She wants to know what you mean by "like", so she can understand how to appropriately answer.
Regis Bent 12
You shouldve just told her and dealt with the consequences afterwords. Even if it didn't work out atleast you know she doesn't feel the same and that tension won't be there.
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tounces7 28
I mean....that's actually a pretty fair thing of her to do. She wants to know what you mean by "like", so she can understand how to appropriately answer.
flagbitch 8
seems like a logical answer.
RichardPencil 32
What exactly do you mean by "you?"
Regis Bent 12
You shouldve just told her and dealt with the consequences afterwords. Even if it didn't work out atleast you know she doesn't feel the same and that tension won't be there.
LennyB13 2
That’s on you, be direct, don’t beat around the bush. If you like really liked this person, you shouldn’t be afraid to say so. On the other hand, if they’re truly your friend, and not befriended just because you have crush, then you should be perfectly ok with any answer given.