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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 04:01 - United States

Today, I previewed the website my twin brother created and emailed to all our wedding guests. Under his bridal party introduction, he had written, "Mike and Steve first met when they were high-fiving their way out of their mother's vagina." FML
I agree, your life sucks 881
You deserved it 180

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Geyutsa 5

Sorry op, but that is hilarious!

Your brother is a hero amongst men. Although I’m sorry if this has caused issues with the new wife

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Geyutsa 5

Sorry op, but that is hilarious!

Your brother is a hero amongst men. Although I’m sorry if this has caused issues with the new wife

Why are you marrying your twin brother? And who high-fives when they're leaving a vagina?

I wonder why you chose Anonymous when we know that you are Mike or Steve. It's too bad you weren't a Groom-zilla, a control freak with an obsessive grip of every aspect of your wedding. You'd have shut down Mike or Steve from publishing that inappropriate crap.

I have to comment on this one because I'm surprised at all the people getting confused. The important words are "bridal PARTY". "A bridal party is a group of people chosen by the couple to participate in the wedding." He's presenting himself and his brother, who is the one getting married (and the brother writing the funny sentence is probably the best man or something). Nothing to do with who's marrying who.

Crude but pretty damn funny!