Family, Weddings, Marriage, Relatable and Awkward: Intro

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 04:01 - United States

Today, I previewed the website my twin brother created and emailed to all our wedding guests. Under his bridal party introduction, he had written, "Mike and Steve first met when they were high-fiving their way out of their mother's vagina." FML

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By shygirl - 20/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my sister got married. It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heartfelt toast to the happy couple. I got so nervous that I kept stuttering and finally ended with "Congrats Beth and Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric. Her ex was named Steve. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Am I a joke to you?

By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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You deserved it 61

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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You deserved it 2 242

By a very mad sister - 11/12/2016 01:33 - United States - Pomona

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML

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You deserved it 693

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 430

Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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You deserved it 1 550

By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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You deserved it 1 871

By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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You deserved it 1 336

Geyutsa 6

Friday 23 July 2021 4:20

Sorry op, but that is hilarious!

Matthew Smith 13

Friday 23 July 2021 12:25

Your brother is a hero amongst men. Although I’m sorry if this has caused issues with the new wife

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Geyutsa 6

Friday 23 July 2021 4:20

Sorry op, but that is hilarious!

Matthew Smith 13

Friday 23 July 2021 12:25

Your brother is a hero amongst men. Although I’m sorry if this has caused issues with the new wife

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 23 July 2021 13:49

Why are you marrying your twin brother? And who high-fives when they're leaving a ******?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 July 2021 14:26

I wonder why you chose Anonymous when we know that you are Mike or Steve. It's too bad you weren't a Groom-zilla, a control freak with an obsessive grip of every aspect of your wedding. You'd have shut down Mike or Steve from publishing that inappropriate crap.

Alan 54

Sunday 25 July 2021 7:38

I have to comment on this one because I'm surprised at all the people getting confused. The important words are "bridal PARTY". "A bridal party is a group of people chosen by the couple to participate in the wedding." He's presenting himself and his brother, who is the one getting married (and the brother writing the funny sentence is probably the best man or something). Nothing to do with who's marrying who.