Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked Twister. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch in front of the television covered with a blanket. Last night, I'd come home pissed from the pub, fired up porn, got my pants off and settled down for a wank. However, this morning the telly was off, my trousers were on, and I don't remember a blanket. I live with my mom. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
causelifehappens 0
haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked
GanjAxZermA 0
wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (73)
YeahFMLxX 0
hmm well that put you Ina bit of a pickle now doesn't it. FYL.
hjbeachbum 0
ahaha, pickle: D
boopityboppity 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Like I said before, a lot of FMLs could be avoided if people just didn't have sex before they were married. YDI for being an idiot.
temescal 0
I can think of several FMLs that can result from marital sex. I think the best way to avoid an FML is avoid sex altogether. But that itself would be an FML.
LoudAsThunder 0
Then I think we have a TRUE FML, have you seen the one about Vasovagal Syncopy?(sp?)
Nuclear_Ninja 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He's right. totally agree. I also heard in my IPR class that having sex, protected or not, before marriage gives the girl 2 STDs. No joke (and lots of girls are worried about getting pregnant).
hakaman_fml 0
I love that purely intelligent answer. Marriage is purely an emotional and social act, how could it possibly have effect on a physical act like sex? Thats probably some crap taught at a bible basher's club. It's like saying you get blue blood if you have a best friend.
kirakira333 0
wow... really? someone couldn't control his hormones ;P
boopityboppity 11
@temescal That's certainly true - there have already been a few. Thanks for the rational answer, I didn't really expect any. Just to clarify, I didn't mean he was an idiot for having sex. He's an idiot for doing so with his girlfriend's parents in the house. If I thought everyone who didn't adhere to my views was an idiot, I'd have very few friends.
perdix 31
Too bad she wanted to watch pre-recorded **** when she could have seen a live sex show. Who knows, if she was a MILF, there could have been an "audience participation" section in the show. No heckling, please.
failingstar 0
what movie yall watched lol...
HyperExecuter 0
at least u did not get caught
dumdeedum 0
hahaha the fear that you might get caught just makes it more exciting. as long as u dont actually get caught. that would be awkward
DynamicDave 11
12 wins
Ninjaface 0
Your girlfriend's mom is not the brightest tool in the shed if it never occured to her what the two of you must have been doing under that blanket before she came downstairs. Be careful, stupidity tends to run in families. On the bright side, you still could have fingered your girlfriend under the blanket while you were watching the movie.