Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
cthulhu1138 1
I guess you learned your lesson about touching people's hair.
tateno 0
bahahahahaha
elemenopyqrstuv 0
lol #14
freddie_fml 0
Are you flipping crazy?? You're lucky she didn't charge you with assault. It is never, ever, EVER acceptable to touch a stranger like that.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I would be so ******* sketched out if some stranger starting picking hairs off me, whether they were attached or not.
fml911 0
thats probably why u shouldnt pull a random strangers hair?
badboy6865 0
ha dude that is so gross, yet i bet so satisfying
hk_fml 9
oh man. That is ******* disgusting. This one is going to stick in my head >__
alyssadapsycho 7
[>_>] fail
Parham 0
Why would pulling a hair from a mole cause it to bleed "like a gunshot wound?"
raithex 0
Figure of speech?
dave2001soa 0
You're an idiot.