Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
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Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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The_good_times 0
Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.
TeeHooligan 0
does your car say 'jail'?
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Comments (207)
georggx 3
your an idiot. should've gone to specsavers....
themclovin101 0
there are places u can get free exams ya know i recomend it
sallen0046 4
First of all, you're a complete idiot for trying to race anyone at a stop light. Do you have any idea how many accidents occur at intersections every day? One person moving slowly through a yellow light and you could have ended up dead. Secondly, how incredibly stupid to you have to be not to notice a MARKED police car? You don't deserve to have a license.
johnnythreetears 2
well if you would ever street race you would learn that most lights have a three second delay before the other turns green. intersections are dangerous because of idiots who run reds not because of racing
andreffff 0
what type of post qualifies for being moderated? no cursing, no derogatory marks, yet still moderated. is there any rhyme or reason to this madness?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
One that breaks the rules you agreed to follow when you accepted the TOS. Irrelevant or disrespectful comments (even w/o cursing) and calling fake are the most common reasons, I think, but there are others. Read the rules, and if you still don't know, PM a moderator or email the staff.
dickster 0
Sooooo you are in love with street racing, the sheriff, or going to jail? it's unclear.
dickster 0
I mean "are you" and "It's".
Hwikek 2
Number 1 It should say "In India I'm Food" I say this as a Briton
jayqwe 0
wow you never looked at the car
BallinJ 0
how could u not tell it was the police? dummy.
5t3ff1k4h 47
YDI.