Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I...

By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with a majestic swan by a lake. Just as I was about to take the pic, the swan suddenly got visibly bored of my shit and chased me into the water. I emerged from the lake looking like a soggy, defeated swamp beast. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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Good boy

By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:08

Oh my.. Now I'm sad.

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:03

D= Poor duck. But yeah, good job.

Comments

Awnonymous 4

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:59

I'm amazed by the idiocy on here, how can you rationalize this as being the posters fault? I bet you'd be quicker making excuses if it was you that was taking the picture.

jjman1221 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:07

Stfu he was just trying to take a picture it's not like he purposely killed it, assholes

0neiros 14

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:14

The primary step in appreciating and photographing Nature, is having a healthy respect for nature-keep your distance.

YouDeservedThat1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:16

ROTFL. But, still... :(

Soitgoes74 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:18

**** you for costing a wild animal its life because you're too much of an idiot to realize not to encroach on their space. That's what zoom was invented for. ******* idiot.

jewelzgalore 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:19

Maybe you should... stop

dannii_x 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:22

Haha, everybody get over it. It's a duck. It probably enjoyed the ride.

NoNameBrandFail 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:22

Seriously, What is with you people? The Duck was a dumbass, it killed itself, CALM THE **** DOWN

1234five 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:25

ANIMAL KILLERRRRRRRR

NoNameBrandFail 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:25

Based on your reply to that comment, I'm gonna take a guess and say you are one of those annoying anti: hunting, fishing, and basicly anti everything that has to do with animal "cruelty"