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By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with a majestic swan by a lake. Just as I was about to take the pic, the swan suddenly got visibly bored of my shit and chased me into the water. I emerged from the lake looking like a soggy, defeated swamp beast. FML

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By fml...really - 27/11/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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Get the **** outta here, kid

By Anonymous - 07/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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Good boy

By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:08

Oh my.. Now I'm sad.

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:03

D= Poor duck. But yeah, good job.

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skiBOAT 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:34

This made me go like :C

azeem 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:35

DUCK your life hahah

CodeMonkey123 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:39

DUCK KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

maupa 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:40

incredible :D

spillproof 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:47

that really sucks. FYL.

CodeMonkey123 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:51

It wasn't your fault that it went over the waterfall if your putting this on Fmylife then you must feel sorry for doing. So it seems like you are a nice person, and #47 is just ****** up.

Shizden 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:52

people read comment 51 stupid ******* saying she should die... really? alot of people eat animals. theres beef, chicken, turkey, pork, frog, duck, cat, salami, shrimp, octopus, fish, deer, mussels, and a lot more. i doubt youd tell any of them to go die except maybe the cat. it was an accident. its not like she tried to scare them and maybe she was zooming or her camera doesnt have zoom

darkmis1 17

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:57

Whoevers saying that this wuz funny, YOU ARE JERKS! OP: that's horrible.

hotjewgrl101 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:57

My god u jerk ur supposed to leave the animals alone!

lab2lb 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:57

i find it really funny only because of how horrible it is. i would probably stand there in horror with my hands over my mouth, pondering the tragedy for about five to ten minutes. sad. but funny. messed up society..