Men talk about a shitty situation OP.

were you at least outside or was there dung inside your apartment? I'm a little confused.

on the floor(inside), not the ground(outside)? OP that sounds gross..

Clean your freaking floor dude.

in moderation it said shit

As Jon Taffer would say, "Clean the fuckin place out!!!"

Sell it as a piece of a Meteorite Craig's list

At least it wasn't a soft, fresh one

You know that scene in Fellowship of the Ring where the hobbits roll down the hill and disheveled Merry is like "ah, I think I broke something" and pulls a carrot out from under his ass. That is the state with which you pulled out and observed the ancient turd. In my dramatic mind.

This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.