By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville

Today, I was sitting on the floor petting my cat. Something that felt like a rock was jabbing into my leg so I reached down to remove it. It was an ancient, rock-hard piece of dung. FML
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sw2f2fchik612 12

This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.

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SauceySarah 30

Clean your freaking floor dude.

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toastbrot 9

were you at least outside or was there dung inside your apartment? I'm a little confused.

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toastbrot 9

were you at least outside or was there dung inside your apartment? I'm a little confused.

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manuwish 9

on the floor(inside), not the ground(outside)? OP that sounds gross..

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SauceySarah 30

Clean your freaking floor dude.

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TheNoNameGuy 20

in moderation it said shit

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greatpoodini 9

As Jon Taffer would say, "Clean the ****** place out!!!"

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JadynHunter 19

Sell it as a piece of a Meteorite Craig's list

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siggy_mcsigx 22

You know that scene in Fellowship of the Ring where the hobbits roll down the hill and disheveled Merry is like "ah, I think I broke something" and pulls a carrot out from under his ass. That is the state with which you pulled out and observed the ancient turd. In my dramatic mind.

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sw2f2fchik612 12

This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.

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Kakapo4Ever 11

But has noone been in your house for several weeks? You know, to feed the pets, and clear after them?

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sw2f2fchik612 12

Yes lol, there were people in my house taking care of them. If not I suppose I wouldn't be coming home to live cats, would I? This happened in my room though. I don't expect anyone to clean my room when I'm gone. It shouldn't have needed to be cleaned anyway, it was closed up. My room is upstairs and the dogs are not supposed to be up there. Someone probably opened my room for whatever reason and forgot to close it. I'm guessing a dog snuck upstairs into the bathroom where the litter box is and retreated to my room to do that horrible deed where no one would see him.

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