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By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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Sunday 22 November 2009 23:07

Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.

LegndNikko 0

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Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a *****.

Comments

hateevryone 14

Friday 24 June 2011 7:49

get rid of that prick

kaylapple 1

Monday 1 August 2011 19:31

your boyfriend is a jerk.

api723 2

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:03

what kind of joke is that?? dump his ass!!

zacimusprime 0

Monday 8 August 2011 4:59

Had you been as witty as he is you could have followed that up with something like "he's not single but I don't mind sharing, how's your gag reflex?" You are not worthy of this man's time.