Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Your girlfriend's a ******* ***** YDI for not going after her
Whininghippo 0
He shouldn't HAVE to make it known that she's taken. She should be able to stand up for herself and be like "I'm here with someone, I'm not a *****-nugget."
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Comments (249)
emo771999 6
that bitch
iloveredvines 4
Now you know she's not worth staying with
daisysanchez24 7
I hope your not back with that ***** again.
crammer1 6
Wow...a girl can't tell a guy who's hitting on her that she has a boyfriend. Why do people think it's up to the guy to "put his foot down?" what she did was wrong and it's a good thing he went home alone. Nobody needs stupid mind games like that.
narutou546 4
You didn't tell him off the second he started flirting?! Knock the bitch out
totallyunsure 5
You shouldnt have had to do anything!!!!! Screw everyone that says you did. If she was committed to you, she would have said hell no. Shes just as capable no one forced her to go with him. I really hope you dumped her ass and laugh in her face. Really.
neji218 6
you guys are absolutely unbelievable. why should a Guy have to be barbaric and stick his neck out for his **** of a gf that would leave with someone else for the mere fact that he doesn't want confrontation? I live my gf and KNOW that if a Guy hit on her I wouldn't have to say a damn thing. she would take care of that and shoo him away. but if he put his hands on her, then I would handle that and make sure his face wouldn't be recognized. no more no less. you're dumb if you say he deserved it for "not standing up". get some sophistication. a **** is a ****. she us indeed a ****. fyl sir.
neji218 6
I meant love my gf. not live. didn't double check.
A7x4REVer 3
Your girlfriend is a ******* ****.
Xianthos 2
In my opinnion its understatment.
phatway12 13
BBC, man... BBC