The best of times, the worst of times

By ToTeachorNottoTeach - 02/09/2020 20:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I'm a teacher in the middle of a pandemic. Half my students haven't shown up to my class. The other half don't do any assignments. I keep my job based on how well my students do. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 451
You deserved it 118

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You can give 60% A's, 50% B's and 40% C's. That's a good grade distribution. You can do that if you're not a math teacher.

"You haven't died? A+"

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"You haven't died? A+"

You can give 60% A's, 50% B's and 40% C's. That's a good grade distribution. You can do that if you're not a math teacher.

that all adds up to 200% im so confused

That was the joke! It adds up to 150%, so you are not a math whiz either.

Maybe they were too busy with greater concerns.

Have meeting with their parents.

So the clever ones are the ones not coming in to class? Go figure.

Chill, I doubt the other teachers are doing. much better than you. They can't get rid of everyone.