The best of times, the worst of times

By ToTeachorNottoTeach - 02/09/2020 20:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I'm a teacher in the middle of a pandemic. Half my students haven't shown up to my class. The other half don't do any assignments. I keep my job based on how well my students do. FML
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You can give 60% A's, 50% B's and 40% C's. That's a good grade distribution. You can do that if you're not a math teacher.

bobsanction 18

"You haven't died? A+"

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bobsanction 18

"You haven't died? A+"

You can give 60% A's, 50% B's and 40% C's. That's a good grade distribution. You can do that if you're not a math teacher.

that all adds up to 200% im so confused

That was the joke! It adds up to 150%, so you are not a math whiz either.

Mathalamus 24

Maybe they were too busy with greater concerns.

Have meeting with their parents.

geniusness 6

So the clever ones are the ones not coming in to class? Go figure.

Schadenfreude 4

Chill, I doubt the other teachers are doing. much better than you. They can't get rid of everyone.