Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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superstephen4 5
wow. I can imagine doing that
TheKitsune 0
Don't guys need to... aim? Do you usually just let it flop about while you pee?
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Comments (97)
RubixMonkey 0
Yes, peeing my pants, reminds me of the awkward kid from second grade.
Captain_Jello 0
I was going to say something generic, but then I realized that you are French.
paivarotti 0
couldn't bring myself to vote ydi.
littlegolferboy 4
The OP's username is oh so appropriate.
jailbot 7
How is that even possible? Oh lord, no wonder boys always leave the bathroom so messy, they don't even try to aim. =/ Shame.
alwaysalady 0
and this is another shining example of how alcohol does not make you cool
Chr0nicdreamz 0
dumbass
Pastor_Rich 0
have you ever had wood but had to pee and couldn't or else it would go up and everywhere
DameGreyWulf 1
That's when the sink counter helps, isn't it?
WorkThatButt 2
IF I WERE YOU I'D GET 100% NAKED ZOMG :O :O :O
JediJoker 0
Ive been shitfaced many times in my life, never to that extent, how could you not know you weren't holding your dick as you peed? You so deserved it