By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

Dime sacks? Plums? You should trade those in for a pair of regular testicles

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fakeaccountX 6

Attention all FMyLife users. Testicles. That is all.

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ndiesal 0

I guess we know what not to put on your balls if you get sacked

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Serafie 0

Dime sacks? Seriously?

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iloveloosy12 0

ydi for saying dime sacks and plums! they're called BALLS!

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guckylynn 19

Actually they're called testicles.

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johnnie254 7

"Dime sacks" ....are your balls that little?

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oliver86 8

6 if you were trying to be funny you failed

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luscious123 0

k 4 u dumbasses icy hot is a gel that eases pains such as muscle strain etc....... nd it really doesnt matter wat word he uses u guys still understand so every 1 stfu nd stop acting like idiots

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rooisRAD 4

however, it does not ease the pain of having to read your posts.

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oliver86 8

"dimestore balls have warped your mind melting faces deep set eyes"

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209fmler 12

You deserve it for not bring able to simply say testicles.

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mygreenhoodie 0

you're idiots he was trying to make a joke

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