By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

Dime sacks? Plums? You should trade those in for a pair of regular testicles

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fakeaccountX 6

Attention all FMyLife users. Testicles. That is all.

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holstarox 2

i like how almost every post is about what he names his testes...

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skyeyez9 24

At least he didn't say happy sacks.

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sp00ge 0

try having your psycho ex give you a handy and swap icy hot for lube. yeah. pure hell for about 30 minutes as it doesn't just wash off with water.

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Asylum244888 0

ahem. Plums? Dime sacks? You sir, are a failure

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elwooteh 0

Of all the currencies you could've picked to represent your balls, you picked the dime? Does that mean your testicles are dime-sized? You could've called them a half-dollar or something. YDI.

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oliver86 8

I pick Australian fifty cent coins silver with 13 edges

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FarSide 22

Plums, dime sacks. I bet you have a matching ballerina crotch too. FYL sissy, for not have the brass balls of an American.

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fabo914 0

Dime Sack!? Oh I get it! You call it "dime sack" because your BALLs are a perfect 10! out of a 100!!!!!

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skyiscool 0

dime sacks? why would you put your weed on your thighs?

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jackirose 0

no dude...dime sacks...like your balls not weed:)

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Arschloch04 0

I'm pretty sure Sky was being sarcastic.. >_>

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Arschloch04 0

You remind me of my old little league baseball team. We were called the Fireballs.

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