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Anonymous 27 November 2009, 04:26 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

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Tyler 3 August 2009, 18:48 United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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Karen 29 August 2022, 16:00

Sleep well?

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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Anonymous 26 August 2018, 01:30 Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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Anonymous 26 June 2013, 17:51 State College, United States

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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BK2017 30 January 2017, 04:00 Orlando, United States

Stressed out

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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targetlove 10 January 2010, 01:23 Australia

Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML

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markzar 5 May 2012, 07:19 Amherst, United States

Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

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Anonymous 4 October 2015, 23:34 San Francisco, United States

Ouchies

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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Sting 26 April 2016, 20:49 Manassas, United States

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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Anonymous 18 December 2010, 23:47 United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

27 November 2009, 09:35

What timing? Unless this is a divebombing wasp that somehow stung you underwater.

reapfml 0

27 November 2009, 10:20

ydu for doing handstands underwater so your nuts are exposed

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Ninjaface 0

28 November 2009, 10:20

Nothing that a nice hot relaxing bath won't fix. Oh, wait.

LolWaitWut 0

28 November 2009, 10:23

How'd it get underwater?

Emperor_Jim 0

28 November 2009, 10:48

On the plus side, your balls might swell to twice their normal size. That would be AWESOME.

G_Money09 0

28 November 2009, 11:13

That's what you get when you take relaxing baths with candles and bubbles. What are you, a middle-aged housewife? Start being a man and maybe the wasps will leave you alone.