Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
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Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Thanks for putting that image in my head. If you excuse me I'm going to hit myself in the head with a brick to lose my memory of this FML.
biggestfan23 11
This is wrong in so many ways. That's why public restrooms are only used for emergencies
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Comments (175)
DjeePee 24
I wanted to hit 'FYL' but I just can't bring myself to it, knowing that your life is nowhere ****** compared to the lives of those two. God, try to imagine that your genitals are infected and bloody, and that the only one who can and is willing to help you, is another homeless man. They must have a ******-up life and they are the only ones who I feel sorry for in this FML.
oped01 8
You can always offer
coffeechick68 1
Am I the only one who realizes that this wasnt a 'free clinic'? At least they were helping each other out... Pretty nasty walking into that though...I even gagged
TheMathMajor 26
No, I'd say it's pretty obvious.
josebaseball11 14
Gotta do what you gotta do....
kriz_allizwell 6
Giggity
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
This comment really needs to die. It's never been complementary to any FML.
ellabella2010 0
I wonder what the bums did once they got caught. Try to quickly pull his/her pants up and awkwardly start whistling or just keep the clinic going, that's what happens when you are in the medical field.
Ugi 26
If you are in that kind of state you probably don't give a damn. I expect they simply carried on and the OP rapidly backed off and went for a McDump. Only guessing.
dreamer9614 3
Indiana public restrooms ftw
KriiFahMoro 9
I found this to be even more disgusting, since I'm a hobophobic.
ClosetTroll 10
So, planning to invest in adult diapers now?
perdix 29
Sounds like you walked into a party!
loserman67 35
Sounds like the train wreck - you know - it's horrible but you can't help but look.