Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Thanks for putting that image in my head. If you excuse me I'm going to hit myself in the head with a brick to lose my memory of this FML.
biggestfan23 11
This is wrong in so many ways. That's why public restrooms are only used for emergencies
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Comments (175)
shannonjnae2706 0
Just another reason I try to avoid using public bathrooms...FYL, indeed.
Epsilonyx 15
What a nice hobo. :3
challan 19
I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth, but I can't help but wonder if you stood in line for your turn?
merko 8
14- I love your profile picture!!!!!! :)
challan 19
Lol thanks! I wish I could say gl today but... Well you know! ;)
merko 8
56) what??? are you saying you dont like the rangers?? lol thats ok
challan 19
Lol it would be a cold day in hell, my new friend, if I did. I'm a Flyers fan.
merko 8
lol thats ok, but i have give the flyers props for beating the crap outta the pens. lol
DocBastard 38
I find this story easy to ********** to.
The_Hitdude 12
I probably would too if my eyes weren't bleeding right now.
challan 19
Doc... That was just so wrong on so many levels, but absolutely hysterical.
petraphotoDOTca 6
it's probably a pleasure compared to some stuff you must deal with. sad, though. basic health care should be free.
EpicSquishii 21
No. It was not hysterical at all. It was very calmly conveyed. Do you mean "hilarious" by chance?
challan 19
Hysterical means emotional excess... My emotion happened to be happy yet repulsed so I laughed hysterically. Thanks for the English lesson, now kiss my ass!
merko 8
did you step in and help them?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
LOLOL the next film on the adult channel "2 bums, bloody scrotoms.
Blueglasscup 18
I feel bad for you but worse for the bum with the infected, bloody genitals.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Thanks, I threw up a little in my mouth. Nah, just playin'. I threw up a lot.
RoseCrystal 17
No amount of bleach can undo what has been seen....
Snafuusmc 12
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