Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I took my son to a doctor’s appointment. As we were walking to the office, we saw a homeless man, stark naked, bathing in the decorative fountain. I hurried us inside but unfortunately my son got full view of well everything. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Thanks for putting that image in my head. If you excuse me I'm going to hit myself in the head with a brick to lose my memory of this FML.
biggestfan23 11
This is wrong in so many ways. That's why public restrooms are only used for emergencies
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Comments (175)
TehShowstopper 6
wait, guys or girls?
jerzey1313 0
Omg that's sooo gross
hermitknut 22
Did any other British folk do a double-take? I understood it, but it kind of made me laugh thinking of walking talking backsides. And then I felt awful about laughing, but still.
perdix 29
Bums playing with other bums' bums? Bummer :(
dusl 13
ydi for using a public restroom.
THE_A_TEEN 27
You probably shit your pants instead of going to a public bathroom.
OffToTheGayBar 9
Sounds like the best guy-on-guy **** since that skin flick they made about Justin Bieber.
eileenrj 4
I bet you liked it the hole time
Azail 15
Whole* Also I bet you're a moron.
TheChosenSpoon 0
Did he just take Justina Bewers virginity? *ba dum tss*
DanaeOnyx 0
Poor bum :(
Trisha_aus 15
Oh Noor, how you manage to make me laugh and gag at the same time!