By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 831
You deserved it 127

Same thing different taste

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Make those little bastards your personal piñatas!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

You have some slaves to do everything for you

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Make those little bastards your personal piñatas!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

You have some slaves to do everything for you

Happy birthday person I share a birthday with.

Congratulations on being one year closer to moving out, OP.