Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
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Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
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socialproduct 19
Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"
Sia_Will 13
Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.
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Comments (28)
blackrose1996 11
Have sex in her bed
Oogly979 8
Op you CANNOT let this slide. It's beyond ridiculous.
GrapeJuice67 17
Sleep on her bed, then. Or tell her yours is also reserved for sleeping only. Go find somewhere else to have sex.
strangegirl505 7
Weird because you have the same rules in place, only backwards huh? Definitely let her know how funny of a coincidence that is, and for sure tell her about that awesome orgy you had, oh, when was the last time again?
hockeystar1234 8
Do the same to her
8djht8 19
shit on their pillows, yours are reserved for laying your head on.
831curmudgeon 7
Were you at least invited to join in? Because her not doing that would be just plain rude!
ic2drops 10
shit man, should have asked if you could have joined