By Penelope Cruz - 22/04/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Today, I woke up early for work, put on my uniform, took two buses, and when I got there my boss laughed and reminded me that I was fired yesterday. FML
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Mysh96 4

How..... How do you FORGET that you were fired?!

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pjsr 32

Just keep showing up and working every day. Eventually they'll give in ...or call the police

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Mysh96 4

How..... How do you FORGET that you were fired?!

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hunterseal 18

Right? Maybe he got wasted and forgot?

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Mysh96 4

How..... How do you FORGET that you were fired?!

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RichardPencil 30

Penelope Cruz got fired? Did Salma Hayek steal another role from you? You're very good, but Salma -- she's just exceptional!

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species4872 19

Matrix problems.

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pjsr 32

Just keep showing up and working every day. Eventually they'll give in ...or call the police

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CantTouchThat 29

Either they didn't tell you or you have the memory of a goldfish.

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nider 19

I wonder if the two are related…

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wickedgetz 30

lmao... think you did that out of habit. dnt feel bad OP... just dnt do it again tomorrow

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