Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself....

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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What a wanker

By no action Jackson - 27/09/2020 20:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML

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My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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Zigazig Ah

By Anonymous - 17/12/2017 01:30

Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML

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By Isabell - 06/02/2010 05:31 - Australia

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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Retaheki 27

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:53

Sounds like Kanye West.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 31 January 2015 8:51

Narcissism at its best

Comments

Reider022 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 13:55

Did you tell him to go **** himself?

zinoxity 23

Tuesday 3 February 2015 12:14

He probably would if he could xD

howtobestupid 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 13:58

Maybe he is just experimenting

vikky538 28

Saturday 31 January 2015 14:07

that's the purest self enjoyment I ever heard of...

Silk_Routes 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 14:27

self obsession!

papygeorges 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 14:49

Cathy Guetta, is that you? He's still in love with his own reflection isn't he? Damn you David we talked it over and over, gotta take it easy!

Charles900 16

Saturday 31 January 2015 14:53

Well, that's taking self-love to a whole new level.

Unfortunatemeg 14

Saturday 31 January 2015 15:37

Bojack Horsemen! Anyone? No... alright then.

juliawolak 8

Saturday 31 January 2015 16:49

......Kim?

janfleury 19

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:28

At least you don't have to worry about cheating. Sorry you had to see that.

Jae_Hellyun 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 17:35

Talk about conceited...

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

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Today, I overheard my wife tell her sister how much she hates how hairy I’ve become since becoming middle-aged, and can barely bring herself to touch me when I’m naked. First I’m hearing of it, and I’d have waxed if she asked me to, but instead she bitches to her sister and humiliates me. I’m so done. FML

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Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML

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Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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