Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By DM - 04/03/2013 20:02 - United States - Fayville

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

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By Sprtsgeek13 - 13/09/2012 12:37 - United States - Camden

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

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You deserved it 2 530

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 5 153

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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You deserved it 3 447

By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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You deserved it 4 443

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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You deserved it 6 958

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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You deserved it 114

By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 239

teague95 16

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:44

He's just being polite

jenna_love91 5

Tuesday 15 May 2012 8:45

Nothing wrong with that.

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hurrican_fml 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 3:54

Could be worse. Could be way worse in my sideways mind. And at least they both have more friends now.

wobeert 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 5:15

how is this an FML?

huey9k 3

Thursday 17 May 2012 17:50

...he calls it his stuffed Gorilla?

catproblems 2

Saturday 19 May 2012 1:15

Kitty just wanted to meet the new member of the family. Invalid cat problem.

SomeAnonymousBro 4

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:46

Alah and Jesus?

glittertwat 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:10

And Satan..

HotForHarry 2

Monday 20 August 2012 21:16

Your dad sounds awesome.

RubbarDuckie 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:57

Cute

chberna 7

Sunday 29 December 2013 4:28

Why is this an FML, exactly?

thes7274473 19

Monday 20 October 2014 5:13

What's wrong with that? I mean, alright, it's a little bit weird.

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Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. FML

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Today, while at home, I accidentally let out a big, loud fart near my dad. When he asked what the noise was, I blamed it on the cat. I remembered too late that we don't have a cat. My dad caught on quickly and grounded me for lying in front of him. FML

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Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

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Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML

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Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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