Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
AverageJoey 18
Oh Boy now they both get to taste your Bat
tiatialiu 6
Tasted good?haha
gameover18 17
that sucked.
nikolkaw 9
That is technically true....but still no excuse!
FierceFire 9
Dump him and get a new friend OP. Sorry this happened.
chocolatefrog28 29
That's horrible, I hope they get a taste of what's in store for them. I'm sure karma has a treat or two coming.
28already 2
Good thing he wasn't tasting her vag, though I'm sure he did. Sorry.
Jod33Kitch3n 12
New BF. New BFF.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lipstick huh? Horrible excuse.
MayGirl2320 8
Your "friend" is a sorry excuse for a human being!