Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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thatkid00117 16
Was the next thing he tasted blood?
tehman117 21
I wish d*cks like you never existed
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Comments (128)
Pstraka6 20
Idk whats worse, the fact that she made an excuse for your bf, hopefuhopefully your ex, or how AWFUL her explanation was. Dump him and let them continue enjoying each others sour taste
hottay7164 18
I think both are equally bad. They shouldn't have cheated in the first place but they should at least think of something better
MissWhitneyB 17
She isn't your friend if she would do something like that and he's no better.
Ambient25 25
Good thing you didn't catch them having sex, she'd probably have said that she "tripped and fell on his dick"...
nadene52 12
I say dump both of them
olpally 33
I hope you bitch slapped her and kneed him in the balls. ******* assholes. Then throw them both out of your life.
MEM0817 18
That's a little aggressive... Wouldn't you say?!
olpally 33
No, it's completely necessary. They both deserve to be hurt just like op was.
mmizbbz210 13
16, I agree with you. This whole situation was messed up.
MEM0817 18
I agree with you... Except physically hurting someone because they broke your heart or mentally hurt you isn't exactly legit. Cheating on someone can't put you in jail. Whaling on someone for getting cheated on... Can...
olpally 33
I'd take my chances... It's so worth it. Cheaters need to be smacked and taught a lesson.
MEM0817 18
Smacking a cheater doesn't usually teach them a lesson. (Most) cheaters stay cheaters, they just try to find better ways to hide it in the future.
Dawnstempest 17
@ 36 Finally someone with common sense. Yes, they broke your heart, that doesn't give you a right to break their legs. Be mature, everyone isn't three years old anymore.
olpally 33
True, but still, I'm not just going to let someone walk all over me like that. Show some back bone at least.
snugglesMcGee199 23
No one said anything about breaking legs. A swift kick to the groin and a bitch slap of epic proportions, yes, but not breaking legs.
Wizardo 34
This is when you let her face taste your knuckle sandwich and your boyfriends balls the fury of your foot...
rokolodo 10
BFF huh! Well, Yeah! That strawberry Chapstick is irresistible, not to mention watermelon.
therealcheese 7
Riiiiiigggghhhht tasting.
FimogenFeels 14
Couldn't have come up with a better excuse?
CallMeWindSock 24
I think you forgot the quotation marks around "best friend"