Today, I visited my new doctor for the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start, I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat, said, "Well Dave, it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said, "Nah". FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's after over a week of feeling extremely tired and having headaches. His advice? "When I'm tired I drink coffee. You should drink coffee." Somehow, I don't think that was worth $60. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I have been getting my period every week and a half and they are ridiculously heavy. He then spent the entire time discussing painkillers (I'm allergic to most) and when I asked to be put on birth control, he said I'd need another appointment for that. FML
Today, I called my insurance company begging for a new doctor. All my current one does is prescribe antidepressants for everything. Migraines? AD! Dizziness? AD! Birth control? AD! I’ve been having rough periods and I’m pretty sure she’s just trying to push pills to bill us more. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, it was the day of the doctor's appointment that I've been waiting for for eight months. I woke up with a fever and had to reschedule. The next appointment is next year. Guess I have to put up with my daily migraines until 2021. FML
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KittyJay 3
Sounds legit to me O_o
me234 7
Time for a new doctor.
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Comments (139)
hooligyn123 18
Remember: Every time you watch an episode of Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide.
ItsTheMo 10
Wrong fml
ManBroSkiGirl 10
free drugs! Maybe.. say you have crack.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Privatisation. It will apparently solve every medical problem in Britain! Soon the British medical industry will be running as smoothly and efficiently as the American one. Can't get stuck with a bad doctor if you can't afford one at all, amirite? OP, ask the doc for a hit of his private supply. It might you forget you've got a migraine.
hershandcoco188 2
Have fun with your new doctor;)
daisylovemay 2
Hmmm, could be possible...
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Wow.. something is definitely going on there. Maybe drugs or being overworked and stressed. Especially since gallstones don't pass in the fashion that kidney stones do. Either they go undetected and don't cause any symptoms or they cause pain and need to be dissolved with medication or the gallbladder needs to be removed.
darkangel752 2
Word of advice...... FIND A NEW DOCTOR!!
kemando 22
That made me laugh, I needed that!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Second opinion? WebMD to the rescue!