Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML
Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
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herpaderpaherp 17
Asshole
karatekid97 17
Later: Local man found severely injured outside his apartment, it looks as though he will be bedridden for weeks!
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Comments (38)
TKay916 15
He sounds like someone who would cheat either way.
jw90 18
Get better OP and lets just hope he was saying that in good fun
Coeliacchic93 21
I'm mostly bedridden due to illness and my boyfriend wouldn't dream of cheating on me. A partner being ill is NO excuse for cheating. Some people are just too stupid. I hope you get better soon OP and I think you need to have a serious chat with him. Being ill is stressful enough.
pipboy3billion 7
There is never an excuse for cheating.
thatnucca 36
If two days is all it takes for him to consider that, then you should scratch till death do us part from your equation...
Baytheshark 14
OP said two weeks. Not two days....
AtomicDiamond87 15
Sounds like someones gonna be single! Lol jks hope ya feel better
salazara 10
Just remember, when your beau is 'seriously ill' you tell him the same darn thing - that's an ORDER!
JasonUMN 15
Hopefully he was just making a remark instead of hinting towards the future. Feel better op.
SuperSofie 23
He seems like a keeper.. Get well soon OP (for your sake, not your boyfriends')
Gummybearjunkie 3
Now is the time to dump him...
perdix 31
He hasn't taken that "in sickness and in health" pledge yet, so you can't blame the guy. He's got to spread his seed to someone who is healthy enough to bring his progeny to term. Get well soon, so you can show him that you're that girl!!