Today, I've been bedridden for the past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked that he understands now why some people cheat on their seriously-ill partners. Thanks for adding to the stress, sweetie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML
Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
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herpaderpaherp 17
Asshole
karatekid97 17
Later: Local man found severely injured outside his apartment, it looks as though he will be bedridden for weeks!
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Comments (38)
Zomg_Okay 27
I honestly think he was just making an observation, not saying he condones cheating. The ol' FML witch-hunt is unnecessary, we don't know enough about the boyfriend to make a call on what he's like as a person. We've all said stupid and/or offensive things without realising how it might be interpreted. Take the earlier FML where the guy called his girlfriend by another name while trying to reassure her without revealing her surprise party. He's not a cheater but he made himself sound like one. Unless OP comes along to confide in us that the guy's a bastard, who's to say it isn't the same situation here?
Ins0mau 20
He may not nessesarilly be a cheater but he is extremely insensitive to her feelings!
Zomg_Okay 27
See: "We've all said stupid and/or offensive things without realising how it might be interpreted."
Axel5238 29
Very true, but this is one of those things that as a joke or observation it's kinda what the hell. Also, this might make the OP doubt her bf even if he really didn't mean anything by it.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your boyfriend is an a**
DeeLaShee 13
I think some of you guys are taking the statement way too seriously.I took it as him meaning he misses sex, not that he would cheat, has cheated or wants to cheat or else he probably wouldn't have said it.
Ins0mau 20
He's still obviously not considering his girlfriend's feelings by saying it.
worldclassrager 41
Have him watch you every day and watch (if you have it) Netflix of his favorite show (if you like it) then he'll never leave...
screamingbutt 4
What do you have op
colvindj 22
Well, at least he's honest but that's still not a good thing to just openly say.
locustbb 9
What a prick. I hope you feel better and then consider dumping him if he want joking.
smilingxbleeding 9
*wasnt
Baytheshark 14
I hope you aren't pregnant... bedridden because of complications in your pregnancy or anything. Not that babies aren't adorable or anything. 'Cause they are. Precious, I mean. What I mean is, your boyfriend is an asshole and I hope you get better soon OP.
morngo 8
Why am I not seeing ex anywhere in this fml op?
fristinkristin 16
That is a horrible bf.