Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, a friend was trying to show me memes on her phone when I noticed she had a few tabs open. I told her she was draining her battery and should close them. She opened them. Two were sex toy store pages. She was so embarrassed that she kicked me out. FML
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Top comments
schalk 12
I'm dying to know what site this person was on
elektrik_fml 0
And you didn't just copy the website that the bag was on because...?
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Comments (105)
BangOut 2
statistically speaking about 80% guys watched **** and only 30% of all woman does that
applesmoothiee 2
statistically speaking 92% of all statistics on this website are made up
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Always crop your pictures or just email the picture's link.
Boy_Flow 0
so what? you like to look at ****, so does alot of other people
fyllmao888 0
well thats what you get for looking at pon and anyways maybe next time you will be more careful or just not do it t all I hope you have fun when your momm gets home and is like hahaha you want THAT for your b-day. LMAo
VenomByte 1
There is alesson here for you girls. Do not look at bags and sacks in the same browser!
NoteMyGrin 0
Brilliant! (:
bigdickprick 0
Chicks that look at **** are hawt. Score!
Sekococo 0
awww #73 i feel honored :)
krazysexxykul 0
who cares how is this an fml
JRo 0
Haha, you're a ******* idiot
Boy_Flow 0
oh my god, #72 BEST comment i have ever heard in a while, im crying im laughing so hard!! and 73 is right on!! or when a girl joins me and/or helps out when im watching x-D