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By justnance - 22/12/2011 18:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

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Thursday 22 December 2011 22:35

At least you smelled good?

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Comments

bebekinza 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:51

Lmaooo

bebekinza 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:51

Lmaooo

icxiibunnie 14

Thursday 2 February 2012 19:45

too much is never a good thing.

alliebaba7 8

Monday 6 February 2012 4:20

I would probably do the same thing trust me

alexisssssssss 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:38

Did you smell bad or something?

hoosiergirl94 31

Tuesday 24 February 2015 23:41

You only need one next time

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