Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
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Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then stole my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML
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Top comments
kionnalexus 0
I hate public bathrooms, I hold all of my things and I never sit down unless I put toilet paper down on the seat. They are disgusting and they smell. That really sucks that you got robbed. FYL
sweet_as_arsenic 0
the thief caught you defenseless!! just one more thing to fear in public bathrooms :o
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Comments (178)
sxm 13
it takes one idiot to ruin your day.
atrialfib29 0
wow
ryan__h 1
if only they had a purse with a rat/mouse trap on the strap.....could be the next fad :D that would be funny
Phallus_fml 0
First Yippee
ryan__h 1
congratz only off by 118
DrAwesome 6
No, I think #17 meant that's what you get when you let your heart win. And I totally agree. :D
3drinksbehind 0
this happened to me back in highschool. definitely sucks, I sat there mid-pee absolutely stunned.
biancagolden 0
She drowned out all her sense with the sound of its beating.
DrAwesome 6
Whoaaaa-oohh-oo-wah-oooh!! :D I wonder... How is she supposed to feel when her purse is not here?
redbluegreen 41
Paramore FTW!
freakshows 0
Most hooks are pretty high up so I doubt that person couldve reached into it, unless your bag was a shoulder bag and had a long handle or w/e
3drinksbehind 0
....the thief reached OVER the stall door. Meaning the high hooks would only assist her/him in stealing the bag.