Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
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Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
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Top comments
ArturoRamirez 16
Yeah, good thing he isn't.
jojimugo 20
He could just say you're beautiful... Keep that shit simple
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Comments (63)
yuckduck 9
Maybe you look like a younger version of your grandmother? Anyways, FYL
JustTheFacts 5
OPs family should definitely never ever EVER play Cards Against Humanity
BitchBeCray 12
What in the actual ****
crzdcatldy 12
O.o I've been in similar situations...yes, plural. My dad's family is seriously messed up. I feel your pain, OP.
fantasyworld 39
That's creepy.
Addiction333 14
The woes of a hot girl. Everyone wants to **** you. Your grandpa wants to **** you. Your dad wants to **** you. Your uncle wants to **** you. Your brother wants to **** you. Your dog wants to **** you. Get over it.
Rammer3500 23
Theres some that wouldnt care
rattyrayvn 21
Only 20 years? Grandpa has a heightened sense of his own attractiveness.