Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admired the photo on my desk of myself with my husband and teenage daughters and asked, "Are those your grandchildren?" I'm in my 40's. FML
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML
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Top comments
ArturoRamirez 16
Yeah, good thing he isn't.
jojimugo 20
He could just say you're beautiful... Keep that shit simple
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Comments (63)
SpartyOnWayne 18
Is your grandpa Hugh Hefner
HighasaCloud 46
"girl, you'd better get the defibrillator because you're making my heart beat out of my chest"
Mauskau 36
Old men are always perverted, they just don't give a shit as they get older and will make it more known.
aussie99 3
I've heard rumours about folk from Norfolk but I didn't actually think they were real......
niphredil12 8
So many comments of people making jokes about this but OP sexual comments from old men like this are not appropriate and you need to tell someone about to to make sure it doesnt happen again.
lovelockdown23 23
wth people are taking this way too serious. in my family we are constantly joking around like this. we don't take it to heart and we don't take it literally. Smh. I guess some families aren't as close and open as mine.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Um, no. Some families actually know about boundaries. It's one thing to be comfortable and open with each other and another to be completely inappropriate and make sexually charged comments towards one another. There's an astrofuckingnomical difference when a relative says "hey, you're looking beautiful today!" as opposed to that relative implying that if they were years younger they'd probably **** you senseless.
worldclassrager 41
The times I still use MySpace...wait
Reasonable_one 12
He must think you look old. If he were 20 years younger, he could have been your dad.
ToxicTyrael 26
You don't know what happened to OP's parents ;)
leogachi 15
If my grandfather said that to me I'd never speak to him again.
limabeans101029 21
40- There are ways to compliment your granddaughter's appearance without implying that you'd happily bone her if you were a bit younger. A simple "You look lovely!" would suffice.