FML : Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress...

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Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy for herself. FML

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Thank you everyone for your comments. To clarify, my sister is 15 and it was an accidental hand slamming while in the heat of her argument that I was "copying her style". (Which is why you should never slam doors or break things when you're mad! Use your words!)

By vicious_fashion - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 05:34 / United States - Meridian

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By little_star78 | 13

#6035035 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:34

Your sister is a bitch who needs to get over herself...sorry op :( hope your hand gets better soon

By poulkrebs | 20

#6035034 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:33

She sounds nice

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By poulkrebs | 20

#6035034 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:33

She sounds nice

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iLike2Teabag | 27

#6035097 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 12:50

But it sounds likes she's got her priorities... ... Out of sequins.

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zahidnasir | 17

#6035126 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 01:42

how selfish was she

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LennyComa | 36

#6035137 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 02:06

#30 You Forgot the Sunglasses

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blazingshot147 | 19

#6035307 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 04:45

Car doors are the worst type of thing to get your hand slammed on, especially if it happened to be next to the door handle area. FYL indeed.

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Ethan4an | 6

#6035389 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 06:10

I cannot fault the sister she seamstress-ed.

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incoherentrmblr | 21

#6036060 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 05:36

Talk about a victim of fashion...

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slutfactory | 17

#6037913 - Friday 15 August 2014 04:59

This reminds me of my cousin. If I find anything remotely cute to wear, she claims that I copy her sense of style. Sorry you have to deal with a bitch in your life, OP. Everybody's got one.

By little_star78 | 13

#6035035 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:34

Your sister is a bitch who needs to get over herself...sorry op :( hope your hand gets better soon

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Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6035150 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 02:29

I think that goes past being a bitch and well into psycho town.

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desoxyn242 | 14

#6036015 - Wednesday 13 August 2014 04:50

Her hand will heal like a dress....with stitches

By datguy69s | 21

#6035037 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:35

Take it as a complement. I bet you looked beautiful :)

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deathstroke990 | 22

#6035081 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 12:08

how....how can that be considered a compliment?

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Ogodwhyzzz | 6

#6035103 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 01:11

Cause she's jealous of her beauty so she smashed her hand.

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rocker_chick105 | 31

#6035222 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 03:41

I could deal with being called ugly a lot better than getting my hand smashed in a car door.

By WeakYoungTeen | 21

#6035039 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:35

Ouch! I know how much that hurts, OP.

By tony1891 | 22

#6035040 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:35

maybe now you'll consider buying her Nothing

By KeepItTrill | 7

#6035041 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:36

Oops!

By energizerbunny23 | 18

#6035043 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:38

Well that escalated quickly

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FrietvanPiet | 16

#6035064 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:53

She should probably have her assassinated to keep up with the pace.

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cakefete2 | 29

#6035466 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 07:17

Then the sister will return as a ghost to haunt her, because one good turn deserves another.

By ELoni_fml | 25

#6035045 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:39

Your sister needs professional help :S

By hordriss | 14

#6035047 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:41

I think that calls for an imaginative form of revenge. Your sister sounds like a delightful person.

By leopardwilliam | 22

#6035049 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:41

You bastard! How dare you share a common taste in dresses!

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BlockOfRedStone | 25

#6035213 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 03:28

My thoughts exactly! How did she not know that the universe revolves around her sister! It's common sense!

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