kronic1990
United Kingdom
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
embarrassed
United States
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
babygirllxo
Canada
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
fark
Ireland
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
ms98
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
NoRunning
United States
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Anonymous
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Anonymous
Close call
Today, I slipped on a wet floor in the grocery store. Instead of falling gracefully or quickly, I windmilled my arms for a few seconds while making direct eye contact with a toddler who looked genuinely impressed. I didn’t fall, but still… FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
A bit late for that
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Top comments
cutycat136 28
Hey not your fault, that sign needed to be taught a lesson anyways. Brush it off and pretend like it never happened. We all have moments, best to just move on from them and not let them wreck your day.
MrsKilown 20
I understand how that happens completely. I am hopelessly clumsy!
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Comments (38)
ADBurns 22
Where's there blame, there's a claim :)
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
It sucks that it got op hard when it's not even wet anymore.
FitFriday 32
The irony
TreeWizard 6
Danny those giant yellow signs... Well most of ours are. Idk if UK ones are.
Thatguy334 7
situational awareness
Shine242 17
Sadly I have done the same thing more than once. I feel your pain. One time the floor was wet, I tripped over the sign and I slid like a penguin on my stomach until I hit the store wall.