Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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Top comments
CheeseHater 23
What about your ass hair?
CareFace 16
I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)
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Comments (60)
darkmis1 18
At least you're not a girl with all that shit going on.
Lvl_8 7
FYL -1 defense
BananerzFresh 12
Well atleast you are very well groomed.
wvcheesehead1 9
Jack Links may have use for you in commercial.
nicievans 9
Sweetie, my husband is 45 years old, and it takes a week for him to grow enough stubble on his chin to need to shave. In the meantime, the ear, nose, and eyebrows are wildly attempting to make up for lack of beardage. He won't let me trim the brows - he says those are his devil horns and I am not to touch. Thank goodness, though, he is wonderfully bereft of back hair!
Jaykchurchill34 0
I have to shave my 5:00 shadow and full blown mustache once a week and I'm growing a glory trail...I'm 12... Dude you have no idea
tigermik 18
Do a hair transplant with the stuff you cut off :) !!!
drunkguy7 0
At least your a guy when I started to read this I thought it was a chicks fml haha
j3ebrules 13
It's ok; hobbits are usually beardless anyway.
StanSmith2013 26
I am in the same boat my friend.