By seriously - 05/03/2013 00:43 - United States - Goshen

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML
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UsernameHere234 13

Always, ALWAYS go with tiger.

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

I would have gone with panda, so that they know you're not racist.

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UsernameHere234 13

Always, ALWAYS go with tiger.

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CareFace 16

I dunno man.. Lions ARE king of the jungle...

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Bakarra 22

Id go jackal or hyena, because you're best in packs and you communicate well with others, plus lion and tiger are just too mainstream for my hipster @$$

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SakataGintoki 9

21 - Insanity Wolf.

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UncleMuscles 5

Liger.

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RAUHWeltBegriff 9

Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon

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AH1Zviper 15

Hummingbird. They're the helicopters of the bird world.

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krez 20

That's common enough that you should have had an answer ready for that one. Or, tell them you don't want to work at a place where they waste your time asking meaningless questions.

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CheeseHater 23

I know I'd say: "What animal do you think this company is? I think it's a parrot who's been living with a meth addict, it says a lot of shit to scare people like me away instead of asking valuable questions." Way more hardcore and insulting.

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Wederoney 16

Yeah... that'll definitely get you the job.

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Epikouros 31

You're right, I should have an answer ready, too, but I can't think of anything.

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Lennes 12

Hey, humans are animals too! That'd show you're quick on your feet and clever! Or a smartass. On second thought, just go with number one. Tiger all the way!

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fairypower 4

I would of said pedo bear

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JustAGirlOnFML 11

I would have gone with panda, so that they know you're not racist.

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picante72 24

Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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laden_swallow09 34

I love that book.

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lambda_fml 40

"Oh Im like a shy little Pussy Cat.*blush*" Sure selection.

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krunchy_kitty 8

I'm like a cat -- because I sleep 18 hours a day.

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Bakarra 22

Apparently it's pretty common to come up with turtles right off the bat. Just look at the "I like turtles" kid.

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pheebs314 17

A platypus, because you don't really fit in anywhere but you just keep trying.

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picante72 24

Plus they are the only poisonous mammal.

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ApollosMyth 22

29 - Aren't Slow Loris' poisonous?

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pheebs314 17

They are all kinds of weird. Beaver body, duck bill, lays eggs, poisonous spurs on their feet... They're pretty sweet little dudes. Additionally, they occasionally lead a double life in which they are a highly trained secret agent/family pet.

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jisaac09 25

@29, wrong. Shrews and moles are poisonous also. Lorises aren't really poisonous though, some things are just allergic to them. Their "venom" is about like a cat according to wikipedia.

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Somefruits 24

Slow lorises and other members of lorisoidea have poisonous saliva. They lick their babies before they leave to get food so no predators will eat their babies while they're gone.

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ApollosMyth 22

61, I thought it wasn't their saliva that was actually poisonous, but they licked the poison from their elbows to mix with their saliva?

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Somefruits 24

73, it's a mix of both! :)

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ApollosMyth 22

Ahh, I learn more useless stuff from the internet everyday! Me - 1. Teachers from Middle School - 0.

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woainishamu 21

Slow and steady wins the race.

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Wederoney 16

At least you're honest.

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