By seriously - / Tuesday 5 March 2013 00:43 / United States - Goshen
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  Bakarra  |  22

Id go jackal or hyena, because you're best in packs and you communicate well with others, plus lion and tiger are just too mainstream for my hipster

By  krez  |  20

That's common enough that you should have had an answer ready for that one.

Or, tell them you don't want to work at a place where they waste your time asking meaningless questions.

  CheeseHater  |  23

I know I'd say: "What animal do you think this company is? I think it's a parrot who's been living with a meth addict, it says a lot of shit to scare people like me away instead of asking valuable questions." Way more hardcore and insulting.

By  Lennes  |  12

Hey, humans are animals too! That'd show you're quick on your feet and clever! Or a smartass. On second thought, just go with number one. Tiger all the way!

  pheebs314  |  17

They are all kinds of weird. Beaver body, duck bill, lays eggs, poisonous spurs on their feet... They're pretty sweet little dudes. Additionally, they occasionally lead a double life in which they are a highly trained secret agent/family pet.

  jisaac09  |  25

@29, wrong.

Shrews and moles are poisonous also.

Lorises aren't really poisonous though, some things are just allergic to them. Their "venom" is about like a cat according to wikipedia.

  Somefruits  |  24

Slow lorises and other members of lorisoidea have poisonous saliva. They lick their babies before they leave to get food so no predators will eat their babies while they're gone.


Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

By Kasizzle - / Thursday 26 February 2009 14:13 / United States
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