Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML
Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
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Top comments
CheeseHater 23
What about your ass hair?
CareFace 16
I'm 20 and can't grow a beard... It's ok, we can "wow" the ladies with our strikingly smooth baby faces. ;)
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Comments (60)
node_fml 5
Don't worry once you hit puberty you'll be able to grow that beard you always wanted.
DoubleBlumpkin 4
A solid unibrow will get you more chicks then a beard any day of the week.
XxQuartersxX 14
Uhh. Sick.
squiggles159 5
I'm 17 and can grow a beard. lol guess that's what happens when you live In Canada
andyyroxx 20
That can happen in the Middle East, Asia, South America, Africa, Europe - get my flow?
doctorhook86 25
22: Your profile doesn't make sense to me.
etchsanity1 11
And spend an hour on your feet, unibrow, and other over hairy anatomy
Damitol 3
Where'd all the gay connotations come from? As for all that OP don't feel too bad. I may not have the other hair issues, but I can't grow a beard either...I only shave twice a month to get rid of itchy stubble. My friends all hate me cuz they have a 5 o'clock shadow at 10am! Hahaha!
crazytwinsmom 25
I don't know why I thought to check to make sure OP was male. Still half asleep I guess.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
None of my friends have beards...
thatonename 7
You're also 14. That's normal.
Tones217 9
Not sure why you're upset. Sounds like you have enough grooming to do already.
amDes 11
its OK, most of the time beards give girls rashes so be happy you have a nice clean face :)
ragini95 16
I personally hate beards. This is a good thing.