Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
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Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
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noobsatin 19
that's a good way to get over your fears.
3051628 24
That truly is rough OP, I feel your pain. But at the end of the day, you can say you faced your fears head on, and thats something to be proud of.
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Comments (106)
tompou6 19
Good for you OP. that's one more step for getting over your fears
Luna08_fml 8
have a fear of heights too its so bad when outside can't look up without getting sick
jordanlite 16
I'm not afraid of heights and that sounds terrifying to me!
godfathermock 19
As Sheldon Cooper would say, "the fear of heights is irrational. Where as the fear of falling is completely rational." Did you fall?
JokersHQ 21
That was a real dick move on her part! I'm so sorry she did that to you! But hey, facing your fears is always hard so even though it didn't go as planned you should be proud of yourself!
abhi5 2
just bang her in the night and give a real rollercoaster ride...then have a big laugh..make things even...!!..whose the daddy.!?!
chilevmv 7
**** your lady. I'm scared of heights too.
Mysterion345 11
did you wait til it was fixed then tie her to the tracks and laugh maniacally as she screamed for help as the roller coaster got closer?
bigpops 12
there's 3 women for every man in the U.S. and for every male gay couple that puts 6 more women out there while every gay female couple only takes 2 out of the mix..kick her to the curb...
Kiagg2002 7
so much irony. I hope your ok