Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for... - FML

By grounded4life - 22/07/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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You idiot!

By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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Pile on

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 06:00

Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Responsible adult

By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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barty5858 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

well at least you learned that lying is bad

eliz3 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

your mum is scary if she took that seriously

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claiiire_fml 17

Monday 16 May 2011 21:49

111- She wanted to spend the summer with her boyfriend, not mom, so your comment was pointless. And why does a pastor have an FML account?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:35

so much for trying to be nice

HungerGames95 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:51

FAIL

brendonuriepatd 8

Monday 10 October 2011 3:15

Karma's a bitch.

DarkFirefly206 9

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:03

Not anymore, you aren't.

tootsiergirl 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:46

You deserved it you dumb ass

pipc 10

Saturday 29 December 2012 19:13

Your mom has serious separation issues.

telli164 30

Saturday 15 February 2014 1:01

I think it's safe to say you're ****** screwed OP

cwl727 32

Monday 24 March 2014 19:58

So how did that work out?

denica 6

Sunday 29 June 2014 0:44

That's on you

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