Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for...

By grounded4life - 22/07/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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You idiot!

By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By Jake - 25/07/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

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Pile on

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 06:00

Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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barty5858 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

well at least you learned that lying is bad

eliz3 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:19

your mum is scary if she took that seriously

Comments

Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:05

be careful what you wish for u just might get it

FlaminYawn 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:47

mothers are intuitive..I'm pretty sure her mom was calling her bluff.

gclunax 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:41

Lmao at sookamaunoots xD

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:52

I bet your mom is an insane psycho.

signalinthesky 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:59

FIRST

owlowl 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:27

aw your mum is so nice.

nolove_16 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:30

just tell your mum that you really appreciate that she's taking such initiative to come see you, and that you would really love to spend the two weeks with her, but you kind of just wanted to go this alone. just ask her not to go, I'm sure she'll be fine with it.

flouncy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 23:20

No offense, but if you still don't know the difference between "to" and "too," you have no business running the risk of making spawn anyways.

NoteMyGrin 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:44

You have a worry wart of a mother, but it seems like she needs to be to keep you from doing moronic things.

LinddseyyX33 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:43

calling her a bitch, a *****, or a **** because she wants to spend time with her BOYFRIEND because yeah they prob want to have sex, but shit if i could get away with a 2 week trip with my boyfriend i would, that would be hella fun and all of you guys would have done it, calling her a **** wasn't a good word to pick at least she didnt say a guy she just met(: i woulda tried too(: