Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
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WinterChild 20
I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...
species4872 20
You certainly left an impression on her.
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Comments (25)
Lalala579121 28
Maybe she'll be impressed by the symmetry and musculature of your elbow?
LevelupKid 8
Am the only one that fails to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her? She would probably get up and walk to another seat or be severely uncomfortable. Especially if she didn't like you. What you did was "How to be a douchebag 101".
Lalala579121 28
To answer your first question... Have you even looked at the comments?
ALightningWish 2
I don't know about anyone else, but I personally find it kinda creepy and presumptuous if a guy I'm not dating drapes his arm across the back of my chair...
tmj25789 23
Draping your arm over a girls chair is not going to impress her.
RinoaHeartilly 36
That doesn't impress us, it just makes us feel uncomfortable that someone is invading our space.
happypenguins 24
How
RachelF4646 19
me though
Justincolon22 15
I bet she was pissed off.
PurpleMyth 28
How would that impress her? Was she born without arms?
CaptainSmith28 19
Oh wow very impressive!