By Crypticbeerbelly - 11/01/2017 14:44 151 26 57 427 Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 223 You deserved it 3 731 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage 26 2 8 21 Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 245 You deserved it 6 518 Tweet Share
By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States 3 1 6 40 Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML I agree, your life sucks 17 083 You deserved it 46 822 Tweet Share