Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML
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nerdsgetmehot
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Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!
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alwa7sh
| 2
she art shitting !
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iLaurie
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Lol ew.
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ericownz101
| 0
fake and gay.. girls dont poop
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mamamiaaa_fml
| 12
andddddd? you asked her where she was she told you.
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LightningLadyy
| 0
Agree with #56. She was just being honest, and you should appreciate that!
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whoisthisgirl
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honesty is key :)
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Lolzords
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alwa7sh
| 2
she art shitting !
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coolsk8
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lol win roflol literally
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nixter5
| 18
hahahaha that's so true, good one!!!
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saleha97
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haha!
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
Hahahahaha!!!
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denvan
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good one lmao
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VaultDweller106
| 7
"My love, my bowels art making movements into the john down the hall. I beg of you not to visit as there is a great stench weeping from the movements. I shall need Febreeze to slay this mighty beast! We shall be together soon, I promise!"
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Pocahontas22_fml
| 0
Well you asked lol
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teentee401
| 36
Yeah I don't see the problem here.
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!
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HoustonER
| 0
gtfo troll girls dont poo or pee
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
I've been called a troll for the first time ever! *Tear* I'm so happyyyy!
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TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
Are you perhaps buddies with the Fremont Troll?
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a_girl_i_know
| 0
its funny considering that you just posted a video about trolls! lol
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
#55 If I lived in Seattle, I would be!
#59 Hah! I know, right?
#59 Hah! I know, right?
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TaylorTotsYumm
| 10
Oh, I used to buddies with him. :P Then, he ate my VW Bug.
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daddy15
| 0
wanna make out?
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dt520
| 4
lies! dirty lies!
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mrbeastmode
| 0
#5 you remind me of my friend. she's really really pretty :)
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fthku
| 13
Oh wow, fuck your life. Really, I'm surprised you can go on. Way to go, buddy! Your momma should proud.
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crxb16
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Priceless. What a woman
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manzanita2121
| 6
haha she's a flower!
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sweet_candy_
| 17
It's the tought that counts. To bad it was at the wrong time : (
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sweet_candy_
| 17
*thought*
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Zmeilerr
| 22
;)
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mintcar
| 9
Too*
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cloudy01
| 0
tought
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macskapingvin
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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yiselthedancer
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that not true!!!!!!!!
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sensboltsfan84
| 4
Actually, we're better at itthan most men. Not all of us, but some.
Might want to think before opening your big mouth
Might want to think before opening your big mouth
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yetanotherginger
| 19
Nice to know you can speak for an entire gender. Omniscience must be really hard to live with though right? Do you have a source to back your claim, or do you prefer using vague words like 'most' and 'some'?
How many is most, 51%? Or a great majority like 75%?
How many is most, 51%? Or a great majority like 75%?
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Hidan_fml
| 0
WTF #10, I think it's the other way around.
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alluneedisluv
| 0
right?? >.<
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irokyoursox
| 6
no it depends on the person
88- he didn't open his mouth. he typed something.
88- he didn't open his mouth. he typed something.
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Wheredidgrungego
| 12
Oh yeah! She's full of class!
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seldom66
| 16
upperclass -_-