FML : Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

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By gummy bear / Friday 21 January 2011 11:41 /

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By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1992809 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:05

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

By alwa7sh | 2

#1992792 - Friday 21 January 2011 06:59

she art shitting !

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By iLaurie | 0

#1992776 - Friday 21 January 2011 06:57

Lol ew.

ericownz101 | 0

#1993037 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:37

fake and gay.. girls dont poop

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1993190 - Friday 21 January 2011 09:49

andddddd? you asked her where she was she told you.

LightningLadyy | 0

#1993316 - Friday 21 January 2011 10:58

Agree with #56. She was just being honest, and you should appreciate that!

whoisthisgirl | 4

#2629007 - Monday 6 June 2011 09:02

honesty is key :)

By Lolzords | 11

#1992789 - Friday 21 January 2011 06:59

By alwa7sh | 2

#1992792 - Friday 21 January 2011 06:59

she art shitting !

coolsk8 | 0

#1992855 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:20

lol win roflol literally

nixter5 | 18

#1992858 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:21

hahahaha that's so true, good one!!!

saleha97 | 4

#1993276 - Friday 21 January 2011 10:35

haha!

Hockeyboy4280 | 18

#1993295 - Friday 21 January 2011 10:49

Hahahahaha!!!

denvan | 0

#1998427 - Sunday 23 January 2011 05:33

good one lmao

VaultDweller106 | 7

#4930909 - Friday 14 September 2012 07:35

"My love, my bowels art making movements into the john down the hall. I beg of you not to visit as there is a great stench weeping from the movements. I shall need Febreeze to slay this mighty beast! We shall be together soon, I promise!"

By Pocahontas22_fml | 0

#1992796 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:00

Well you asked lol

teentee401 | 36

#5991034 - Saturday 28 June 2014 02:20

Yeah I don't see the problem here.

By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1992809 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:05

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

HoustonER | 0

#1992981 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:17

gtfo troll girls dont poo or pee

nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1993000 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:25

I've been called a troll for the first time ever! *Tear* I'm so happyyyy!

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1993186 - Friday 21 January 2011 09:46

Are you perhaps buddies with the Fremont Troll?

a_girl_i_know | 0

#1993201 - Friday 21 January 2011 09:54

its funny considering that you just posted a video about trolls! lol

nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1993255 - Friday 21 January 2011 10:19

#55 If I lived in Seattle, I would be! #59 Hah! I know, right?

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1993308 - Friday 21 January 2011 10:55

Oh, I used to buddies with him. :P Then, he ate my VW Bug.

daddy15 | 0

#1993538 - Saturday 22 January 2011 12:10

wanna make out?

dt520 | 4

#1994042 - Saturday 22 January 2011 03:09

lies! dirty lies!

mrbeastmode | 0

#1994163 - Saturday 22 January 2011 04:05

#5 you remind me of my friend. she's really really pretty :)

By fthku | 13

#1992813 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:06

Oh wow, fuck your life. Really, I'm surprised you can go on. Way to go, buddy! Your momma should proud.

By crxb16 | 2

#1992817 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:07

Priceless. What a woman

manzanita2121 | 6

#1992956 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:09

haha she's a flower!

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#1992829 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:12

It's the tought that counts. To bad it was at the wrong time : (

sweet_candy_ | 17

#1992839 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:15

*thought*

Zmeilerr | 22

#1992905 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:42

;)

mintcar | 9

#1992993 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:24

Too*

cloudy01 | 0

#1993025 - Friday 21 January 2011 08:32

tought

By macskapingvin | 0

#1992841 - Friday 21 January 2011 07:15

Women are not very good at romance - that is why they leave it to the men.

yiselthedancer | 0

#1993141 - Friday 21 January 2011 09:30

that not true!!!!!!!!

sensboltsfan84 | 4

#1993670 - Saturday 22 January 2011 01:01

Actually, we're better at itthan most men. Not all of us, but some. Might want to think before opening your big mouth

yetanotherginger | 19

#1993950 - Saturday 22 January 2011 02:32

Nice to know you can speak for an entire gender. Omniscience must be really hard to live with though right? Do you have a source to back your claim, or do you prefer using vague words like 'most' and 'some'? How many is most, 51%? Or a great majority like 75%?